The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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