how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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