I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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