So drunk, too bad you don't want this
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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