The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I need a burrito and a hug.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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