Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We just shotgunned beers for America
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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