doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You took a bar mat shot.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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