well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
