Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
