so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize