It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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