I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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