where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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