i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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