oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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