The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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