i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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