Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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