So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I believe in your delicious
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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