I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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