just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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