oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops