It's Friday. Sex?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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