My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.