i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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