Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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