It's just like the Real World with babies
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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