May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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