mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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