i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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