I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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