don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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