I want to have your abortion
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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