so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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