Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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