just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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