Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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