hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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