we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Randomize
