Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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