dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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