if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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