the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm going to jail i love you
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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