i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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