just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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