That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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