Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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