So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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