Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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