maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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