Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He has the fingertips of a God
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