Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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