Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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