maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
