Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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