Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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