considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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