I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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