Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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